Birthday/Age

May 5th, 2008
Lines on Facing Forty
by Ogden Nash 

I have a bone to pick with fate,
Come here and tell me girly,
Do you think my mind is maturing late,
Or simply rotting early.


Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his hand lightly upon those who have used him well; making them old men and women inexorably enough, but leaving their hearts and spirits young and in full vigour. With such people the grey head is but the impression of the old fellow’s hand in giving them his blessing, and every wrinkle but a notch in the quiet calendar of a well-spent life. 
~ Charles Dickens


The Wish
by Ann FridayEach birthday wish
I’ve ever made
Really does come true.
Each year I wish
I’ll grow some more
And every year I do!


When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. 
~ Victor Hugo


What to Count
by Emilie BarnesDon’t count how many years
you’ve spent,
Just count the good
you’ve done;
The times you’ve lent
a helping hand,
The friends that you have won.

Count your deeds of kindness,
The smiles, not the tears;
Count all the pleasures
that you’ve had,
But never count the years.


Children’s Party
by Ogden NashMay I join you in the doghouse, Rover?
I wish to retire till the party’s over.
Since three o’clock I’ve done my best
To entertain each tiny guest.
My conscience now I’ve left behind me,
And if they want me, let them find me.
I blew their bubbles, I sailed their boats,
I kept them from each other’s throats.

I told them tales of magic lands,
I took them out to wash their hands.
I sorted their rubbers and tied their laces,
I wiped their noses and dried their faces.

Of similarities there’s lots
Twixt tiny tots and Hottentots.
I’ve earned repose to heal the ravages
Of these angelic-looking savages.

Oh, progeny playing by itself
Is a lonely little elf,
But progeny in roistering batches
Would drive St. Francis from here to Natchez.

Shunned are the games a parent proposes,
They prefer to squirt each other with hoses,
Their playmates are their natural foemen
And they like to poke each other’s abdomen.

Their joy needs another woe’s to cushion it,
Say a puddle, and someone littler to push in it.
They observe with glee the ballistic results
Of ice cream with spoons for catapults,

And inform the assembly with tears and glares
That everyone’s presents are better than theirs.
Oh, little women and little men,
Someday I hope to love you again,

But not till after the party’s over,
So give me the key to the doghouse, Rover


Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. 
~ Mark Twain


Four Years Old
by Joan Walsh AnglundSomething’s happened!
It happened to me!
Yesterday, I was only three.
But when today
came through the door,
suddenly
I turned to FOUR!


Today You Are Ten
by Delora Burrow-BradishI can hardly believe,
That today you are ten.
I wish you were still little,
But I cannot pretend.
You have grown to be strong,
Sensitive and kind.
When I see you out playing
I can’t believe you are mine.
Talented, athletic, funny and sweet,
You drink a gallon of milk every week!
I can hardly keep up.
You are growing so fast.
Ten years as your mother
Is now a thing of the past.
My prayer? My hope?
My dream for your life?
Love God. Seek His word.
Do what is right.
My heart? My ambition?
My desire everyday?
To love you and train you
To walk in His ways.
What is a One-Year-Old?

A One-year-old daughter
is so many things…
A tiny discoverer
of butterfly wings,

A hugger of Teddies,
A sweet sleepyhead,
And someone to dream for
in bright years ahead.

A special new person
Who, right from the start,
Has a place in the family
And, of course, in your heart.

And, just when you think
That you’ve learned all the things
That your dear Daughter is
And the joy that she brings,

A hug or a grin
Comes with such sweet surprise
That love finds you smiling
With tears in your eyes!


Five Years Old
by Marie Louise AllenPlease, everybody, look at me!
Today I’m five years old, you see!
And after this, I won’t be four,
Not ever, ever, anymore!
I won’t be three - or two - or one,
For that was when I’d first begun.
Now I’ll be five a while, and then
I’ll soon be something else again.


Two And a Half
Author unknown

Hold him a little longer,
Rock him a little more.
Tell him another story
(You’ve only told him four).
Let him sleep on your shoulder,
Rejoice in his happy smile.
He is only two and a half
For such a little while!


Thirty-five is a very attractive age, London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years. 
~ Jean Rostand


Thirteen
by Nicholas GordonThirteen is a very lucky age!
Happiness comes tumbling out the door
Instantly a-giggle with a friend,
Returning with the bounce of empty bliss.

There’s no better ecstasy than this,
Even when the strange teen changes end,
Even when one finally knows the score.
No time of life’s more bubbly than this stage.


The Birthday Child
by Rose FylemanEverything’s been different
All the day long,
Lovely things have happened,
Nothing has gone wrong.

Nobody has scolded me,
Everyone has smiled.
Isn’t it delicious
To be the birthday child?


To A Child
by Christopher MorelyThe greatest poem ever known
Is one all poets have outgrown.
The poetry, innate, untold,
Of being only four years old.


Now We Are Six
by A.A. MilneWhen I was one,
I was just begun.

When I was two,
I was nearly new.

When I was three,
I was hardly me.

When I was four,
I was not much more.

When I was five,
I was just alive.

But now I am six, I’m as clever as clever.
So I think I’ll be six now and forever.


Over The Hill
by Lona HatfieldOver the Hill and sliding down fast,
You knew being young just couldn’t last.

Your back goes out the eyes grow dim,
You can’t hear over the background din.

Aches and pains are constant companions
You wear bigger shoes because of your bunions!

The memory is fading, names you forget
You really don’t want to get older - and yet…

The slide down the other side of the hill
Can give you quite an invigorating thrill!


Old age, calm, expanded, broad with the haughty breadth of the universe, old age flowing free with the delicious near-by freedom of death. 
~ Walt Whitman

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