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| Grow old along with me the best is yet to be. ~ Robert Browning Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one. ~ Friedrich Halm The heart of marriage is memories. ~ Bill Cosby, Love and Marriage Fairy Tales Fairy tales come true, under skies laced in blue. The groom and his bride hand in hand, side by side. And the Lord God said, It is not good that man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. ~ Genesis 2:18 I Do, I Will, I Have by Ogden NashHow wise I am to have instructed the butler to instruct the first footman to instruct the second footman to instruct the doorman to order my carriage; I am about to volunteer a definition of marriage. Just as I know that there are two Hagens, Walter and Copen, I know that marriage is a legal and religious alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open. Moreover, just as I am unsure of the difference between flora and fauna and flotsam and jetsam, I am quite sure that marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgetsam, And he refuses to believe there is a leak in the water pipe or the gas pipe and she is convinced she is about to asphyxiate or drown, And she says Quick get up and get my hairbrushes off the windowsill, it’s raining in, and he replies Oh they’re all right, it’s only raining straight down. That is why marriage is so much more interesting than divorce, Because it’s the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat over everything debatable and combatable, Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. The road is bright before us “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” ~ From the movie When Harry Met Sally |
To My Bride Author unknownTo my bride, I give you my heart, Sharing love each day, from the very start.To my bride, I give you my kiss, Filling each day with joy and bliss. To my bride, I give you my being, To my bride, I give you my mind, To my bride, I give you my soul, To my bride, I give you my life, Always Marry an April Girl by Ogden NashPraise the spells and bless the charms, I found April in my arms. April golden, April cloudy, Gracious, cruel, tender, rowdy; April soft in flowered languor, April cold with sudden anger, Ever changing, ever true – I love April, I love you. A Word to Husbands by Ogden NashA Word to Husbands To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up. May God be with you and bless you, Apache Song
Now you will feel no rain,
for each of you will be a shelter to the other. Now you will feel no cold,
for each of you will be warmth to the other. Now there is no loneliness for you; Now you are two bodies, Go now to your dwelling place, And may your days be good
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This compilation has been collected for the intention of offering inspiration and embellishment for the personal scrapbooks, journals and cards of crafters. If you intend to create works for sale, please seek the permission of the author or copyright holder. Ogden Nash poems Copyright © by Linell Nash Smith and Isabel Nash Eberstadt
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